Click On This – Do, Make, Say, Think

The Internet doesn’t have to be about serious study, nutty news, or boring banking only.

Air Guitar Nation
http://www.airguitarnation.com/airname/
You can’t just perform up there under the lights; you need a moniker to draw them in! Apparently my new name is Lonita “Air Tight” Fraser. Rock on!

Incredible Strange Words
http://noemata.net/etc/words.htm
I’m sure they’ll be hitting the popular lexicon any minute now. I’m personally fond of: “gittage: a famous metaphor for selfishness based on a story about middle aged banjo players leaving the cinema in the middle of ‘Lord of the Rings’ due to personal limitations.”

Stripe Generator
http://www.stripegenerator.com/
Just say no to polka dots, paisley, and plaid!

Horrible Sounds Generator
http://www.sound101.org/mixer.php
Headphones may be in order.

Modern Art Generator
http://windowseat.ca/viscosity/create.php
This one has many more options than these sites usually do. Try the pastels and greyscales.

William Carlos Williams Poem Generator
http://ettcweb.lr.k12.nj.us/forms/williams.htm
My masterpiece:

This is just to say
I have walked
the sewers
that were out
the fish

and which
you were probably saving
for your anger

Forgive me
they were ascerbic
so objective
and so demented